yeah but what if fred weasley became a hogwarts ghost
pulling pranks and flirting with seventh-years and telling an over-exaggerated version of his death to anyone who will listen, haunting slytherin first years and popping up in the boring classes and making faces at the teachers behind their backs
skip a few decades. george weasley dies.
fred’s ghost is never seen again in hogwarts
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Canon!
I have always lived violently, drunk hugely, eaten too much or not at all, slept around the clock or missed two nights of sleeping, worked too hard and too long in glory, or slobbed for a time in utter laziness. I’ve lifted, pulled, chopped, climbed, made love with joy and taken my hangovers as a consequence, not as a punishment.
we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop
I went to visit my sister once and her neighborhood friends came over for dinner/drinks. Later in the evening things got raunchy during some game and a reference was made to a female’s “3 holes”. One of her friends got super confused what the 3 was in reference to. Then everyone else got confused.
Through a long series of questions, it turns out this woman thought she only had two openings “down there”, and when she peed it was coming out of her vagina. She’s in her late Forties with two teenage sons. Her husband knew more about her body than she did. Not okay.